a quick stopoff at dooce.com

[MikeWaters]

First post, unreadable.

2nd post, unreadable.

3rd post, unreadable.

Scanned for the word Mormon.

1) no, Mormons are not required to wear their heavenly underwear during sex, 2) we continue to live in Utah despite that fact that we are no longer Mormon because my mother has threatened to cut me out of her will if I move her grandchildren out of state, and you would stay put, too, if you thought you might lose that enormous collection of ceramic roosters,

Didn't even care to see the context, if there was any.

http://www.dooce.com/

It startles and frightens me that so many people find her interesting. Maybe other people are like me, and like to look once every blue moon to marvel at the douchery. Maybe she gets traffic because people hate her. I'm pretty good at getting people to hate me. Maybe I can turn that talent into money.