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SeattleUte · 05-31-2007, 07:36 PM

We need more women. Face it. We're all here partly because we're attracted to Waters' indubitable charisma. We're a cult following. But what kind of a cult are we with so few women?

More mullahs. I announced this imperative sometime ago and was pleased to see shortly thereafter Tex, Indy and Lingo arrive on the scene. Much thanks to whoever recruited these fellows. We need more of these. The more the merrier. Opposition in all things is good.

A FARMS geek. One should be sufficient, just to make sure I'm accurately representing what they stand for.

More Classisicts. This is like saying we need more grizzley bears or steel head trout. Should be non-controversial.

More philosphers. See above re Classisicts.

More apostates. It's hard holding down the fort alone here. Not sure nonsequ is pure enough, though I like the way he speaks plainly with the Cindarella and Santa Clause analogies.

Someone from New York to respond when Waters lords it over us how comsmopolitan is Dallas.

As many people as possible who like to read books other than published at LDS interested presses.

We have a dire need for a professional chef. Better 2-3.

More funny guys. I propose cougjunkie as the gold standard.

Any others? I think we have enough LDS democrats and LDS who go to church and are neither mullahs nor apostates but I'm open to ideas. And please, Ute fans who like to announce they're Utes and bear their testimony in the same post are a dime a dozen. No more lawyers unless they're women.

05-31-2007, 07:36 PM	#1
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Board personnel needs We need more women. Face it. We're all here partly because we're attracted to Waters' indubitable charisma. We're a cult following. But what kind of a cult are we with so few women? More mullahs. I announced this imperative sometime ago and was pleased to see shortly thereafter Tex, Indy and Lingo arrive on the scene. Much thanks to whoever recruited these fellows. We need more of these. The more the merrier. Opposition in all things is good. A FARMS geek. One should be sufficient, just to make sure I'm accurately representing what they stand for. More Classisicts. This is like saying we need more grizzley bears or steel head trout. Should be non-controversial. More philosphers. See above re Classisicts. More apostates. It's hard holding down the fort alone here. Not sure nonsequ is pure enough, though I like the way he speaks plainly with the Cindarella and Santa Clause analogies. Someone from New York to respond when Waters lords it over us how comsmopolitan is Dallas. As many people as possible who like to read books other than published at LDS interested presses. We have a dire need for a professional chef. Better 2-3. More funny guys. I propose cougjunkie as the gold standard. Any others? I think we have enough LDS democrats and LDS who go to church and are neither mullahs nor apostates but I'm open to ideas. And please, Ute fans who like to announce they're Utes and bear their testimony in the same post are a dime a dozen. No more lawyers unless they're women. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster Last edited by SeattleUte; 05-31-2007 at 07:38 PM.