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If you marry a Ute, you should get one for your forehead, your stomach and the small and top of your back. That way he can't deny brand recognition.
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05-07-2007, 09:07 PM | #23 |
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I've been trying to convince Mrs. Meanie to get a tattoo for some time now. My attempts have been about as successful as my attempts to pursuade her to get fake hooters.
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05-07-2007, 09:48 PM | #24 |
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Stick with the CosmoStampTramp.
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05-07-2007, 10:07 PM | #26 |
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True, but if I were to actually go through with it and marry a yewt I'm still not sure whether or not I would want to produce offspring with him. Heaven forbid that I should produce a child that sports red and signs up for the MUSS.
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05-08-2007, 12:50 AM | #27 |
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You need not worry about that. No Ute is that desperate.
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05-08-2007, 01:42 AM | #28 |
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You're the only Utes who've read the owner instructions on women and procreation, so the likelihood of BDB finding another stray who can and should procreate is about as likely as Rocky becoming a full fledged classicist, extolling the virtues of higher and lower biblical criticisms.
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