06-20-2007, 05:45 AM | #41 |
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Unlike Texans, we can hold our liquor and our women at the same time.
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06-20-2007, 05:50 AM | #42 |
Charon
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Unlike Vegans (Hendersonians?) we don't need liquor to score with our women.
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06-20-2007, 05:55 AM | #43 |
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No, but it would help you in the morning after. Of course, sometimes a cow won't blush.
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06-20-2007, 02:27 PM | #44 |
Charon
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Reminds me of a saying by an old friend of mine (who drinks): "I never went to bed with an ugly woman. But I sure woke up with a few."
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