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02-28-2006, 03:48 AM
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I must not tell lies
Join Date: Aug 2005
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You thought ward hoops were contentious? Try ward olympics.
My ward held several silly events like three-legged races, and I never saw so much pushing, shoving and yelling in a cultural hall. The most poorly thought-out event was "speed skating," where we duct-taped paper plates to our shoe soles and slid around the floor. Sometimes the front of a shoe would slip out of a poorly taped plate and its traction would bring the racer's momentum to a halt, as he fell on his face. Not to mention the girls getting elbowed out of their way.
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02-28-2006, 04:12 AM
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Demiurge
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 36,365
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barbed wire limbo is worse.
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02-28-2006, 05:36 AM
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Board Pinhead
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
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Speaking of physical play -
A few friends and I were banned from a local skating rink when we were sophs or so in high school. It seemed that some patrons didn't appreciate the competitive beauty that is roller derby.
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