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Sleeping in EQ · 08-28-2007, 01:22 PM

Straight men only know, at most, two haircuts:

The Colonel Sanders and the Marine.

Never let a straight man touch your hair. Women and gay men will do great things to your coife. Metro men might be OK.

Let a straight man cut your hair and you'll walk out of there looking like a Southern Gentleman from 1858.

YOhio · 08-28-2007, 04:13 PM

I totally agree. Whenever I get my haircut I sit in in the chair next to the barber and start tapping my foot and swiping my hands on the side of the chair. If he responds in kind, I know he's sufficiently gay and I invite him to cut my hair.

il Padrino Ute · 08-28-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

I totally agree. Whenever I get my haircut I sit in in the chair next to the barber and start tapping my foot and swiping my hands on the side of the chair. If he responds in kind, I know he's sufficiently gay and I invite him to cut my hair.

There are hand signals and you know them?

YOhio · 08-28-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

There are hand signals and you know them?

PM UteStar. He'll tell you all about them.

Sleeping in EQ · 08-28-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

I totally agree. Whenever I get my haircut I sit in in the chair next to the barber and start tapping my foot and swiping my hands on the side of the chair. If he responds in kind, I know he's sufficiently gay and I invite him to cut my hair.

Perhaps he just has a "wide stance" while cutting hair? Maybe he's just trying to pick up some Barbasol?

From Wiki:

"Craig stated "that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine," the arrest report states. Craig also told the arresting officer that he reached down with his right hand to pick up a piece of paper that was on the floor."

il Padrino Ute · 08-28-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

PM UteStar. He'll tell you all about them.

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jay santos · 08-28-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sleeping in EQ

Perhaps he just has a "wide stance" while cutting hair? Maybe he's just trying to pick up some Barbasol?

From Wiki:

"Craig stated "that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine," the arrest report states. Craig also told the arresting officer that he reached down with his right hand to pick up a piece of paper that was on the floor."

The stance has to adjust for the situation. If you've just had Mexican food, you want to get your stance as wide as possible.

08-28-2007, 01:22 PM	#1
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	Barber poles and small town haircuts Straight men only know, at most, two haircuts: The Colonel Sanders and the Marine. Never let a straight man touch your hair. Women and gay men will do great things to your coife. Metro men might be OK. Let a straight man cut your hair and you'll walk out of there looking like a Southern Gentleman from 1858. __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

08-28-2007, 04:13 PM	#2
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	I totally agree. Whenever I get my haircut I sit in in the chair next to the barber and start tapping my foot and swiping my hands on the side of the chair. If he responds in kind, I know he's sufficiently gay and I invite him to cut my hair.