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When I was growing up, we weren't allowed to even mention the existence of farts, let alone laugh at them. I made the mistake, when I was very young, of laughing at my dad when he ripped a juicy bomb. I was sent to my room and given a lecture. Never laughed again at my dad's farts.
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I tell you what I don't get...why farts before a power dump (dump that requires little to no wiping) stink horribly, but the dump itself has no odor...it has never made sense to me.
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This thread is a testimonial to the notion that bathroom humor afflicts all ages and never gets old.
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My mom on the other hand, used to rip em, then laugh along with us kids. |
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We had our weekly poker game Tuesday. We just play for fun, no money is exchanged. There are eleven of us and we play alway at one guys house. His talk just sits there next to him and sometimes just smells the place up.
Tuesday I was in pain. The dog was good cover for me. That poor dog got yelled at numerous times. |
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A teenage kid was going on his first date with a girl he really liked. He had heard some scary things about her dad, so he was pretty nervous. As he arrived at her house his stomach was doing flips and he was getting bad gas. Before the girl was ready, the girls dad pulled the boy into the living room to have a talk. During this talk, the boy just had to let out some gas for relief, so he silently let a little out. "Blue!" The dad scolded the dog. The boy saw his out. The dad thought Blue, the dog, was the culprit. He let out a little more. "Blue!" The dog was again scolded. This was too good to be true, the boy thought. So he finally let it all out. The dad had finally had enough. "Blue! Get away from him before he shits all over you!" |
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