03-31-2008, 05:56 PM | #11 |
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These teams were not voted into the Final Four.
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03-31-2008, 06:05 PM | #12 |
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I am trying to decide which is worse.....hating baseball.....or confusing the Dodgers with the Rangers.
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Baseball is for old men, who still call African Americans Negroes and Coloreds. [yes with Robinson, I left the door open for you, but my sentiments remain the same.]
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03-31-2008, 06:09 PM | #14 |
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Sounds like my grandmother would like baseball.
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I don't remember right off hand who said that, but it is true. If one doesn't see the beauty of it, one never will.
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The distilled anti-baseball argument: "Baseball sucks, it's slow and boring." The distilled pro-baseball argument: "Baseball doesn't suck, you're just too dumb to understand it."
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03-31-2008, 07:20 PM | #17 | |
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And us Baseball fans would do well to not bother trying to explain the joys of the game to those types. They really will never get it.
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03-31-2008, 07:23 PM | #18 |
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Few things in life are better then being in a MLB park on a sunny afternoon with a dog in one hand and a _____/Coke in the other hand.
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"A hotdog at the ball park is better than a steak at the Ritz" - Humphrey Bogart.
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I'm a diehard Orioles fan.
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