04-08-2008, 03:28 PM | #11 |
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I'd just like to point out that the woman responsible for this book's last name is WEINER. I think that adds a whole new light to the story.
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A friend of mine told me once he's perfectly happy not having sex. I know that's not quite the same thing as being unwilling to do it, but it still shows there's differences in the libidos of different men. In short, I don't think it's a cut-and-dry "All men would have sex as often as their wives want it." Nor do I think 60% of wives have a hard time getting their men into the sack for some R&R.
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Now the price of sex is high, so some may think, "hell, at this cost I can satisfy myself for free." At some point, even the finer things in life are too pricey. I'd love to have a Murcielago, but not at the price for which they sell.
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Perhaps she drove him to be gay. He took one look at her and shriveled.
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I subscribe to the "Goldfinger" theory of homosexuality. If you've never read the book Pussy Galore is a raging lesbian, a fact to which the movie merely hints. At the end James brings her over to the side of righteousness and light by screwing the hell out of her to which she responds by telling him that the only reason she was a lesbian in the first place is because she's never been with a real man.
To Arch's point, I imagine the same might apply to a man if his woman was unpleasing to the eye.
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Similarly, a friend of my parent's actually got divorced because his wife was requiring sex 5-6 times a day, and the guy was literally being sexed to death. Meanwhile, the average woman truly desires sex what? Once a week, tops? Personally, I don't think I'd enjoy having sex 3+ times every day.
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You don't happen to have her number do you? I'm a pretty good listener and together we might be able to work through this problem.
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Yeah, it's a problem I'd like to work on. What again honey? Let's see how one would schedule that. Early in the morning before workout. Once at lunch. Once right after getting home. Once after kids fall to sleep. And a couple times midnight. First I'm not buying it. but if you're not joking and she's hot, what's her number.
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