10-21-2008, 09:19 PM | #41 |
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well said amigo.
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10-21-2008, 09:20 PM | #42 |
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Wow...I am totally out of my league in the humor department. Some of the funniest stuff I've read on here. Well done, DDD et al (and very nice thread highjack).
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10-21-2008, 09:25 PM | #43 |
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some buttons for the ladies
1. Called to Service Him 2. Size 6 dress, size 2 garment 3. Of course I put out. My daddy is the stake pres! 4. Knee length dresses and arms length hugs keeps the boys from groping my jugs 5. A woman who knows (that you're full of shit) |
10-21-2008, 09:28 PM | #44 |
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1. The Third: Some of Us Got Bodies
2. I Magnify My Calling (made out of a magnifying glass) 3 Follow the Prophet (with picture of Thomas the Tank Engine) 4 Graduated from Sunday School Resource 5. I'm a Hot Mess.
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10-21-2008, 09:43 PM | #45 |
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I hope they call me off my mission
Hey Sister Balloon Hand, STFU Casseroles suck Shit happens (in the nursery)
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10-21-2008, 10:06 PM | #46 |
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1. White shirts are so 1980s.
2. Give me a Nursery Calling. I am not a pervert 3. With me, its spelled "MorMan" 4. Its not prohibited in the Scriptures--Diet Coke rocks 5. I'm 25 and Single...and I am a Menace to Society 6. 3 hours of boredom, 6 days and 21 hours of Party Time! 7. Scouting: 92 years worth of punishing kids 8. Cleanflicks: Making movies suck for years! 9. Food Staples: bread, milk, eggs, jello and casseroles. 10. Sleep or Seminary. Sleep at Seminary.
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10-21-2008, 10:16 PM | #47 |
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Fawn Brodie: The immortal bard
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10-21-2008, 10:18 PM | #48 |
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In really like this one. But I think it needs to be "Remedial Sunday School Graduate"
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10-21-2008, 10:18 PM | #49 |
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Uh.... SU. They are supposed to be funny.
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10-21-2008, 10:23 PM | #50 |
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1. The house on the sand washed away and was rebuilt by FEMA.
2. My stride isn't the only thing I lengthened 3. Deacon 2 Step > Texas 2 step 4. I bought this beer with my Stake Dance Card 5. Wickedness was never happiness but it sure was fun! |
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