12-11-2006, 08:59 PM | #11 |
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Mike it sounds like you should be the new writer for CBS's Survivor. I'm sorry but having a hula-hoop contest to decide which tribe is going to have their first six-course feast since....the previous episode's feast (filmed 48 hours earlier), is not "survival."
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12-11-2006, 09:26 PM | #12 |
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They need some Xterras, eating themselves out of worminfested pits and some real life survival stuff. Maybe you could even stuff them into a Latin American jail.
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12-11-2006, 09:42 PM | #13 |
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If I was writing Survivor, it would be a deadly serious show and some people would end up in the hospital.
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12-11-2006, 09:54 PM | #14 |
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So all the contestants would have no upper body mass and would be taking hard to detect perfoirmance enchancers?
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12-11-2006, 10:00 PM | #15 |
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more likely burly people with good fat stores.
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12-11-2006, 10:29 PM | #16 |
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My firend, you just called my number.
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First season: Drop each contestant off at the South Pole with no supplies. All they have is the clothing on their back. First one back to the tv studio wins. Oh yeah - it would not be televised.
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12-12-2006, 03:48 AM | #18 |
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I thought that Kim did burn his tires, but I may be confused. The news said that 1 tire should burn for 12-24 hours. I also read that the general rule is you will last, in freezing conditions, 3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, and 15 days without food. Also don't eat ice -- it lowers your body temp too much.
I imagine that after all that time Kim was pretty demoralized and assumed they would never be found if he didn't intervene. A week is a long time to wait to be rescued and I imagine desperation sets in easily.
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