No sex outside of the Celestial Kingdom?

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

That's odd. Your website is blocked by my filter (CyberSitter). Go figure.

That's awesome. I can't tell you how happy it makes me that cybersitter users can't see it. Cybersitter does it the right way.

[tooblue]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

That's awesome. I can't tell you how happy it makes me that cybersitter users can't see it. Cybersitter does it the right way.

Aaron Shaf is a porn star, what do you expect?

[pelagius]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

It comes from Joseph Fielding Smith. It's from Doctrines of Salvation.

Wow, how did I miss a discussion of "TK Smoothies." In case anyone one is still remotely interested I believe the quote SteelBlue is referring to is the following:

In both of these kingdoms there will be changes in the bodies and limitations. They will not have the power of increase, neither the power or nature to live as husbands and wives, for this will be denied them and they cannot increase. Those who receive the exaltation in the celestial kingdom will have the “continuation of the seeds forever.” They will live in the family relationship. In the terrestrial and in the telestial kingdoms there will be no marriage. Those who enter there will remain “separately and singly” forever. Some of the functions in the celestial body will not appear in the terrestrial body, neither in the telestial body, and the power of procreation will be removed. I take it that men and women will, in these kingdoms, be just what the so-called Christian world expects us all to be - neither man nor woman, merely immortal beings having received the resurrection.
(Doctrines of Salvation. vol. 2, pg. 287-288.)

The "these kingdoms", of course, references the terrestrial and telestial kingdoms.

[il Padrino Ute]

So the Terrestrial and Telestial Kingdom will be filled with Barbies and Kens?

[pelagius]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

So the Terrestrial and Telestial Kingdom will be filled with Barbies and Kens?

Apparently, and it is certainly implies that Barbies are "telestial toys."

[Insensitive PAP]

What about conjugal visitation to lower kingdoms? Where does that fit in? Dammit, at some point I'm nailin' Pam Anderson. I'd go for it now, but I need to get my body pefected first.

[aaronshaf]

A quote from a Mormon who writes some articles at lightplanet.com:

"The main trait that separates the exalted from the non-exalted is the ability to have sex and procreate in heaven. It is to remain married and procreate after the resurrection. It is to create universes in which your children will live. It is to be a God. For a Goddess, it means she will spend all eternity pregnant and bearing children. For some women, this sounds like a great and glorious blessing and they get so happy they break down in tears when they think about it. My wife is like that. They love babies. They love being pregnant." - John Walsh, LDS Philosophy List (1 Jan 2005)

[jay santos]

Originally Posted by aaronshaf

A quote from a Mormon who writes some articles at lightplanet.com:

For my LDS doctrine I go to Mormon internet blogger Kevin Feterik.

[myboynoah]

Originally Posted by aaronshaf

A quote from a Mormon who writes some articles at lightplanet.com:

Well, I think you could find 12 million different Mormon views on what the eternities will entail. Please do not quote to us each and every one.

What are Aaron's views on sex in the hereafter?

[jay santos]

Originally Posted by aaronshaf

A quote from a Mormon who writes some articles at lightplanet.com:

If someone told my wife she'd be pregnant for all eternity, she would break down in tears, too.

AShaf, I appreciate you, man. Keep these funny quotes coming. Who said you didn't have a sense of humor?