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Old 02-05-2007, 10:12 PM   #1
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Tonight the local mission president (Boyd K. Packer's son) is hosting my ward FHE, and we are all supposed to wear suits and bring our scriptures, for a member-missionary MTC experience. I even received a letter exhorting me to be there, signed by the bishopric.

I haven't attended my ward FHE since last fall when Alvin the Assassin bore testimony on his suicidal tendencies, and then we watched a video showing four live childbirths. (Some of you may remember that thread).

Given the cute little exhortation and all, I was planning on attending. But a minute ago I received a phone call from a friend in La Mesa, inviting me to a birthday dinner at Black Angus at 6:30.

So my question for you is, should I order:
(A) The Chef's Center Cut Filet & 10 oz Lobster Tail, or
(B) The New York Strip with a 1/4 rack of ribs?

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Old 02-05-2007, 10:14 PM   #2
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Boring FHE or interesting dinner, you'd be a fool to fall for that one.

However, certainly there might be pheasant on the menu as well.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:39 PM   #3
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You're joking, right? Or are you just bragging about being able to get out of the meeting?
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