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For instance, if the question is posed as such: "Do you have a PROBLEM with masturbation?" then all they need to say is: "No. No problem whatsoever." |
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06-22-2007, 05:07 PM | #22 |
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The only time in my life I have been asked if I masterbated by a priesthood authority was by my bishop when I was a 16 year old priest being interviewed to be able to baptize my friend and his younger sister who were taking the discussions.
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You should have said, "I've been peer reviewed several times and they all agree I'm doing it right."
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I may have to alter Corollary 1 to simply say, "All Cougarguard discussions will eventually end up discussing masturbation."
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That's one of the dumbest things I've heard. I have such a problem with LDS culture refusal to acknowledge sin and being scared to death of it.
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... or a greater need on Cougarguard to have a locker room atmosphere.
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You misunderstood - the correct statement was "Majerus doesn't have a member."
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