10-25-2007, 07:14 PM | #101 |
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Is the "Manti Mormon Messenger" really the local newspaper, or is it just the local conservative rag?
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I will suggest that they divert some of their school budget to start an all-boys marching band. Or to buy a monorail. Or to allow the kids to have a dance at the rollermills.
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10-25-2007, 07:47 PM | #103 |
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I think it is a gossip ring supported mainly by the local Relief Society.
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10-25-2007, 07:58 PM | #104 |
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10-26-2007, 06:58 AM | #105 |
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It was a little crazy tonight. I just barely posted bail and got home.
Some secular humanists from Salt Lake heard about what was happening and bussed down to support the kindergarten teacher. When our relief society president heard that hussies were in town, she mobilized the sisters and they staged a counter-demonstration. [URL=http://imageshack.us][/ Once the meeting began, emotions ran high. I kept trying to make my point, but Sister Udall, who slipped on ice in 1982 and hasn't been quite right since then (she votes democratic) kept jumping up in front of me, bluthering on about a free academic environment and other such silly nonsense. I couldn't take it anymore so I guess I might have used some innapropriate language and I was escorted from the meeting by security. The elders quorum president, Bob Shumway, and several of the elders followed me out to the foyer. We had a meeting and we decided this might very well be the moment the constitution was hanging by a thread and since we were elders in israel, we had a sacred responsibility to save it. Therefore, we decided to re-enter the meeting. It was a real mess. I ended up getting pepper-sprayed and billy-clubbed a few times. I'm not too sure what happened after that. It gets kinda fuzzy. The judge allowed me to post bail when I agreed not to press charges against the teacher for contributing to the deliquency of a minor. Bob Shumway picked me up and told me what happened after I left. After considering all the evidence, the school board decided that Ms. Kracowitz, the kindergarten teacher, just might be a witch based on the following evidence. 1- She schedules pajama days for the kids. 2- She dyes her hair (the dark roots are evident). 3- She's 24 and not married yet. So the board held a vote and split 4-4 on whether she was a witch and should be fired. Dave Levy, who could have broke the tie, just happened to be sharing the cell with me. It was a total shamockery of justice. Since the board couldn't decide if she was a witch or not, they decided there really was only one prudent course of action left to them. So tomorrow morning at 10 we're all meeting down at the old mill pond. We're going to bind Ms. Kracowitz's arms and legs with strong cords and throw her in. If she floats, she must be a witch so we'll have to fish her out and burn her or something. If she sinks, then we were obviously wrong and we'll owe her family a big apology. I'll let you know what happens. |
10-26-2007, 07:01 AM | #106 |
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Well played.
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10-26-2007, 02:12 PM | #108 |
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Outstanding.
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10-26-2007, 02:32 PM | #109 |
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I didn't read past the first page on this thread originally, but today I thought, man this was a long thread something must be important. So I just read through it and I really can't remember exactly what went on.
I am left with this ringing question. For those who really think keeping their girls away from pajama parties will keep their daughters chaste later in life, what is their prevention plan when their daughter starts growing boobs. |
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