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Old 04-30-2008, 07:42 PM   #101
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He has helped many thousands of people prepare physically for the second coming of the Savior, through food storage.
Is there anyone that doubts that there are presently members of our church who could be moved into an FLDS lifestyle without much hesitation.
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Old 04-30-2008, 07:56 PM   #102
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Wow, it gets better. LOL!!! I think we have the germ here for something unheard of--the great (comic) Mormon novel.
I think I need to get in on this. How does one break into the mormon fireside-for-pay circuit?
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:00 PM   #103
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Is there anyone that doubts that there are presently members of our church who could be moved into an FLDS lifestyle without much hesitation.
I don't think you have to look very far. There are several among us.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:03 PM   #104
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There are good reasons for confidentiality.

INstead of blaming the Bishop, why don't you blame the family that didn't reach out and try to learn.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:15 PM   #105
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Is there anyone that doubts that there are presently members of our church who could be moved into an FLDS lifestyle without much hesitation.
What is an FLDS lifestyle? Obviously there is the polygamy thing, but beyond that.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:19 PM   #106
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Wouldn't that in essence lead the "church" down a Catholic road?
One hour of church at Easter and one hour at Christmas, I don't see the problem here.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:32 PM   #107
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What is an FLDS lifestyle? Obviously there is the polygamy thing, but beyond that.
the clothes?
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:34 PM   #108
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If Elder McConkie told Grape...

...he'd be in prarie garb and ready to shoot the feds before sundown.
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Old 04-30-2008, 08:36 PM   #109
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If Elder McConkie told Grape...

...he'd be in prarie garb and ready to shoot the feds before sundown.
Honestly, wouldn't we all?

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Old 04-30-2008, 09:51 PM   #110
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What is an FLDS lifestyle? Obviously there is the polygamy thing, but beyond that.

If asked, some people would send every dime they have immediately to the church and the church at their discretion would hand it back out. If the church said to go back to long G's, they would no questioned asked. If they said, secretly marry another wife at your Bishops orders, some would.

I am not saying anything is wrong with this. There are just some who have a great deal more faith than I do. I understand why the American People would want to be assured the man running for President, who is LDS, doesn't have that much faith.
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