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Two more pieces of advice:
If it's cavernous, oh well, virginity is overrated. If it's the impossible task of fitting a buick in a drain pipe, oh well, virginity is overrated! |
07-03-2006, 08:13 PM | #13 |
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My sex advice:
Get lots of it because it's good... so I've heard. |
07-03-2006, 11:08 PM | #14 |
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Take care of her needs first and the honey will flow like wine..........
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Be prepared to be disappointed, the both of you.
And be prepared to have moments and periods of frustration. Don't make it the end-all, be-all. Hopefully she'll have fun, so that it redounds to your benefit as well. Be patient, and don't be a prude. Nobody can give you two the answers, you two must find them. Stats show it's a problem for about fifty percent of couples. If it becomes a problem, don't wait, but seek counseling early; otherwise, it will destroy the marriage later on. If the sex is bad, it's the whole problem; if it's good, it's only ten percent of the marriage, as it should be. Congrats, and good luck.
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What kind of responses are these? Boring.
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