11-27-2007, 04:11 PM | #11 |
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The religious bigots are out to get Mormons, which are often white upper-middle class people.
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11-27-2007, 04:17 PM | #12 | |
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Poor picked on Austin Collie. Next we are going to hear how he had such a tough life, because once when he wanted to go on the date his Dad wouldn't let him take the new car, and he had to take the Honda Accord which was 4 years old. Look I'm now glad that Collie made that statement, because the humor of him whining about being a poor picked on upper-middle class white Mormon is pure gold. This is almost as good as JJ Redick's poetry. |
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11-27-2007, 04:32 PM | #15 | |
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Is kind of hard being Austin C-o-double l-i-e But I, somehow, some way Keep comin' up with freakin' sweet magic like every single day. May I, kick a little something for the mo's (yeah) And, make a few catches (yeah!), As I rush, through 1 in the mornin' and the party stopped jumpin' Cause BM wants us home We got coeds in the living room readin' the BoM And, they ain't leavin' til 12 a.m. (cause its curfew) So what you gonna do, sweeeeeeeeeeeit I got a freezer full of ice cream, and my homeboys do too So turn up the lights and keep four feet on the floor But (but what) we love the NCMO So we gonna drop was Caffeine Free to this Mo's up, sinners down, while God blesses us Rollin down the street, eatin' ice cream, sippin' on caffeine free coke Laid back [with my mind on my magic and my magic on my mind] Last edited by mpfunk; 11-27-2007 at 04:35 PM. |
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11-27-2007, 04:40 PM | #16 | |
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Well done Funk.
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11-27-2007, 04:45 PM | #17 |
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Funk, you know which board you need to post that on. You'll probably get 10 red stars.
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11-27-2007, 04:48 PM | #18 |
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11-27-2007, 04:52 PM | #19 |
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Sounds like Austin got a new stalker. Yippee!
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11-27-2007, 04:52 PM | #20 |
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Nah that would make it too long. Remember the drunken audience. Short and sweet is the right fit.
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