07-25-2007, 05:40 PM | #11 |
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Like the rest of us wretched males here, I'll assume that SIEQ has married over his head. We testosterone types are grateful to have such lovely females in our presence.
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07-25-2007, 05:43 PM | #12 |
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As one of the few members of this board who has been to both, the biggest difference between the two is that usually the folks in Relief Society have better dental hygiene practices and results than the folks in Republic of Serbia...although there is something about the random lobbing of mortar rounds by Paleozoic Period artillery weapons that could intimidate dentists out of opening their offices.
Saying that replace "Muslim" with "men" and I think the pissing and moaning would be similar. So in my best Kresimir Cosic accent: Stali ali putsan! Given the epidemic of LDS Scando chicks thinking the Allmighty shortchanged them a bit in the ol squeezebox, I will say that the ta-tas are a bit more bodacious in Relief Society. Now if we could just get away from our stifling Victorianism and flaunt what we got, bay-beeeee!
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As far as my mysogenistic hooters allusions, your people are not allowed to do that. IMO it is the biggest reason I support the war in Iraq...it is all about ensuring voluptuous cracks where needed in Eye-Rack!
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I support the war in Iraq because it will bring the liberating breast augmentations to the middle east. I believe that John the Revelator outlines that as one of the final steps before Gog and Magog square off for all the temporal marbles........
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07-25-2007, 07:09 PM | #18 |
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Many thanks for your unique blend of clarity and perspective. What, pray tell, are the other "final steps"? What must we as loyal CG'ers do to prepare?
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That said, I do think the University of Utah winning an outright conference championship in football was one of the signs. That happened on a chilly afternoon during the dark years of Gary Crowton. Get ready to pack up and move to Missouri honeychild!
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This has quickly turned into one of the greatest threads ever.
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