No sex outside of the Celestial Kingdom?

[creekster]

I figure if I can't really grasp eternity, and I can't and I don't think it is really possible for a mortal mind to grasp it (how's that for arrogance?), then there is not much point in wondering what I am going to do in eternity or what I will enjoy. It is entirely possible, in my mind, that some of the things that give us pleasure here will be seen as immature relics of our prior existence, as opposed to being improved upon or employed with exaggerated effect. In other words, to use an analaogy, we won't just get bigger roller coasters, we'll get something else altogether and will look at roller coasters as a bit silly. What is the something else? Who knows.

[non sequitur]

Even if the there's sex in the celestial kingdom, I'm guessing most of the people there won't be doing it very well. I'm sure all the afterlife sex manuals will be written by people in the telestial kingdom.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

It comes from Joseph Fielding Smith. It's from Doctrines of Salvation.

This sort of thread always makes me wonder whatever happened to Fusnik

[BigFatMeanie]

Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

Huh? This is the first I've heard of this. Where do you guys come up with this stuff?

I sit in a chair and focus on my belly button for a really long time and see what interesting thoughts just pop into my head

[MikeWaters]

Lisa, at least in Mormon doctrine, your dog would definitely be in heaven. Joseph Smith inquired of the Lord regardinng this question and received the answer that all living creatures continue into the next world.

Better be careful. You might become a Mormon by osmosis.

[ute4ever]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

It comes from Joseph Fielding Smith. It's from Doctrines of Salvation.

Hey now, if God has created billions of spirit children...and if he's as wise as they say...why should he leave a stork in charge of that process...

[myboynoah]

Sure there's sex in the CK; that movie "God Makers" said so, and with multiple wives no less.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I have no comment on this thread other than to say that this has to be one of the funniest thread titles I have ever seen. I get a jolt every time I see it.

[Mormon Red Death]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

I have no comment on this thread other than to say that this has to be one of the funniest thread titles I have ever seen. I get a jolt every time I see it.

Agreed... I thought the title was going to be:

"No sex in the champagne room"

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by myboynoah

Sure there's sex in the CK; that movie "God Makers" said so, and with multiple wives no less.

I love that flick. I watched it while in the mission field with a very knowledgable, albeit disobedient, Swede convert Elder. He would periodically stop it and go into some tirade about the various falsehoods. I loved the outlined colors of red and black when all the long faced folks were going through the Temple Ceremony, I was rolling. Of course it was well past 9:30 pm and we also had a sister companionship enjoying the flick and popcorn, and while the Holy Ghost might have gone to bed, the APs did not and showed up right as it was ending. I believe it was inspiration and clearly God wanted me to see that movie or else the Great Elder John Reagh and Chris Bailey would have showed up an hour earlier.

As for the subject of the thread I certainly hope so or when I am a God and institute my own BYU my intentions to name it "Bown Bicha Bown Bown" University would go entirely unnoticed and never get a Cougarboard chuckle, unless of course we Gods will have our own message board and cryptic permutations which allows us to share secrets and lessons learned, perhaps then the whole evolutionary period won't take all of us so long and so many of our children won't be lost due to confusing philosophies of man such as survival of the fattest.