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If somebody asks, we should present our opinion and let that person deal with it as he or she sees fit. It should not be an open discussion, as we have much more serious chastity issues than that one. I do not believe it should be asked in a worthiness interview, but if somebody brings it to the bishop an opinion may be expressed then. Otherwise, it should be a disinterested topic.
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It's in every chastitiy talk or lesson ever aimed at the youth. It was in the deacons quorum teaching manual. I taught the lesson last week. |
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I'd prefer if the Church recommended that bishops not ask about it, but instead allow people to volunteer specifics about their law of chastity misconduct. Not OK to ask girls about it--especially 12 year olds. Yes, some bishops do ask 12 year old girls this question. Why not simply limit the question to: "Do you obey the law of chastity?" Why does the bishop need gory details? Here is the way questioning normally went for me as a teenager: Bishop: Do you obey the law of chastity? Me: Yes. Bishop: Do you dry hump? Me: No. Bishop: Do you know what dry humping is? Me: Yes, but I've never even kissed a girl. Bishop: So you're sure you've never dry humped? Me: I'm quite certain about it. Bishop: So do you masturbate then? Me: No. Never. Bishop: Are you sure? Me: I'm positive. Bishop: I have the power of discernment and I think you masturbate. Me: I don't. Really I don't. Bishop: OK then. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time.
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In fact, that is exactly how they are instructed NOT to interview. This is NOT a true representaiton of bishops interviewing for worthiness. It would directly conflict with bishops' training.
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The only thing I ever heard was that silly factory speech by Elder Packer, from ten decades ago.
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But the Bishop who preceded this one always asked my prepubescent 12 year old sister if she masturbated. Not cool.
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