05-09-2008, 07:56 PM | #11 |
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If you don't bring up Emma Smith, you should be shot.
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Misogynist.
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I just know that I'm getting used to not having to coordinate the handing out of small potted plants after Sacrament Meeting. 2nd year in a row for me. The grass really is greener on the other side of the YM fence.
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05-09-2008, 08:14 PM | #15 |
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Talk about balance. If you fall one way you will end up a Sister Mother in the FLDS and you fall the other way you end up a crack whore.
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Maybe you can do the story about the Vegas lap dancer turned Relief Society President? That one has run the ropes down here. The men pay attention which she speaks.
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05-09-2008, 10:28 PM | #17 |
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This Relief Society lap dancer, is she hot?
I must have missed that one, I'm sure it's a good one as most legends are. |
05-10-2008, 05:16 AM | #18 |
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funny story..........
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05-11-2008, 02:51 AM | #19 |
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In a meeting last week, the EQ 2nd counselor got mad with the EQ Pres at the thought of any sort of meeting or "EQ business" communications and said that his last bishop canceled all church meetings except sacrament on Mothers' Day. I wanted to call BS but the tone in which he blurted it out had already left me in shock - it was very much like Stanley's "Did I stutter?" on the Office.
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We have a acid rocker turned member, Gladys Knight, even a former mafiaoso, and yes several lap dancers and one who was a RS pres for a short while. Vegas, unlike other areas, truly has a big tent for its members, though mullahs exist here too.
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