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DrumNFeather · 04-20-2006, 01:39 PM

Wind beneath my wings...Hands down highy cheesy...

Best Song?

<-------------I think we all know...

mpfunk · 04-20-2006, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DrumNFeather

Wind beneath my wings...Hands down highy cheesy...

Best Song?

<-------------I think we all know...

I wish I had a brand new car
So far I got this hatchback
and everywhere I go yo, I gets laughed at
But when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an eight track and a spare tire in the back seat but thats flat

livecoug · 04-20-2006, 07:55 PM

broken wings by mister mister

Sleeping in EQ · 04-20-2006, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by livecoug

broken wings by mister mister

Broken Wings came to mind for me too, although Whitney Houston's ridiculously over-sung "I Will Always Love You" has to be right up there (Dolly Parton's version is much better) and that "My Heart Will Go On" monstrosity from the MOVIE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED is in my top 10.

Still, I don't see how hairbands aren't making the list.

Warrant's "Sometimes She Cries"? Firehouse's (REO-Speedwagon II's) "When I Look Into Your Eyes"? Europe's "Carrie"?

Let those guys on the field and the game's over people.

Parrot Head · 04-20-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by livecoug

broken wings by mister mister

I think someone failed to read the rules of the 'Guard because we don't diss Mister Mister. Other things that we do not diss: Led Zeppelin, Poison, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Oprah (Ms. Winfrey to you!), Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Malt Shoppe, and fine cuts of beef.

Take these broken wings/ and learn to fly again...

I just had flashbacks to great 80s songs: "Cherry Pie" and "She's Only 17."

She's my cherry pie/ woman enough to make a grown man cry!

Good stuff.

creekster · 04-20-2006, 08:20 PM

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I think someone failed to read the rules of the 'Guard because we don't diss . . . Dog the Bounty Hunter . . . and fine cuts of beef.

There are few things in this world that can rival enjoying the penetrating wit and wisodm of Dog the Bounty Hunter while enjoying a good steak.

True story, the first conselor in my stake presidency attended a Tony Robbins seminar on Kauai a number of years ago and was partnered for the various team exercises with Dog the Bounty Hunter. He says he was very tame and mild mannered and very little like the TV show.

livecoug · 04-20-2006, 08:39 PM

mister mister is always fair game.. the rest of your list is ok..

RockyBalboa · 04-21-2006, 12:47 AM

"She's Like the Wind" By Patrick Swayze.

Also there's a song....I can't remember the artist but it starts with.."Turn around,,,everytime I something something something...."

I heard this song and saw this played at a redneck wedding as the bride was walking down the aisle...literally.....all while many of the guests were smoking cigarettes simultaneously....all while next door you could hear their neighbor using a power saw.

One of the funniest experiences of my life. I remember looking at my now ex-wife and thinking...."Who ARE these friends of yours?"

Jeff Lebowski · 04-21-2006, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

"She's Like the Wind" By Patrick Swayze.

Also there's a song....I can't remember the artist but it starts with.."Turn around,,,everytime I something something something...."

I heard this song and saw this played at a redneck wedding as the bride was walking down the aisle...literally.....all while many of the guests were smoking cigarettes simultaneously....all while next door you could hear their neighbor using a power saw.

One of the funniest experiences of my life. I remember looking at my now ex-wife and thinking...."Who ARE these friends of yours?"

Amen on the Swayze song.

I think the song you are referring to is "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler.

http://www.theromantic.com/lovesongs...oftheheart.htm

Yes indeed, that is one truly awful song. One of those insidious songs that are tough to get out of your head.

At a wedding? That is really pathetic.

creekster · 04-21-2006, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

Also there's a song....I can't remember the artist but it starts with.."Turn around,,,everytime I something something something...."

Total Eclipse of The Heart, most memorably sung by Bonnie Tyler.

Please don't ask me to admit how I know this.

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DrumNFeather Active LDS Ute Fan Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nantucket : ) Posts: 2,566	Wind beneath my wings...Hands down highy cheesy... Best Song? <-------------I think we all know... __________________ "It's not like we played the school of the blind out there." - Brian Johnson.

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livecoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,176	broken wings by mister mister

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livecoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,176	mister mister is always fair game.. the rest of your list is ok..

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RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	"She's Like the Wind" By Patrick Swayze. Also there's a song....I can't remember the artist but it starts with.."Turn around,,,everytime I something something something...." I heard this song and saw this played at a redneck wedding as the bride was walking down the aisle...literally.....all while many of the guests were smoking cigarettes simultaneously....all while next door you could hear their neighbor using a power saw. One of the funniest experiences of my life. I remember looking at my now ex-wife and thinking...."Who ARE these friends of yours?"