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Surfah · 10-20-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Or you can go to the parking lot at Home Depot and pay an illegal alien to go to a latin supermercado and buy one for you.

I've noticed they congregate at 7-11 in these parts.

ute4ever · 10-20-2008, 07:10 PM

On Halloween I'll be in Albuquerque. My costume will be a meth'd out churro who owns a bitchin' camaro. I don't know how that will be done. Any engineers care to draw up a preliminary sketch?

Hot Lunch · 10-20-2008, 07:18 PM

My 3 and 1/2 year old daughter is set on being the Big Bad Wolf. My wife, my one year old daughter and I have been told by my 3 and 1/2 year old that we are the 3 little pigs. I will be a pig this year.

Mormon Red Death · 10-20-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ERCougar

Are you going with the traditional mean wicked witch? Or the poor misunderstood relativistic version from "Wicked"?

i'm just hoping she is naughty

SoCalCoug · 10-20-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

We have a Peter Pan (with small sword),

Would your wife say he inherited the small sword from you?

Surfah · 10-20-2008, 07:57 PM

I don't have a costume. Gidget has her go-to Strawberry Shortcake in the closet. Our little girl is a butterfly this year. She was a monkey last year.

TripletDaddy · 10-20-2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Surfah

Gidget has her go-to Strawberry Shortcake in the closet.

Why do I get the feeling that this costume has seen many a late-night "go-to" sessions?

Surfah · 10-20-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Why do I get the feeling that this costume has seen many a late-night "go-to" sessions?

Unfortunately this is the most modest adult female costume I have ever seen. It's FLDS and Amish approved.

il Padrino Ute · 10-20-2008, 08:14 PM

The 15 year old has decided she is too cool to dress for Halloween.

The 13 year old bought a demented clown mask. Really freaky looking. He plans on wearing his gym shorts and shirt from school over a pair of long underwear to go along with the mask.

The 6 year old is going to be a witch - a good witch, not a bad witch. She's wore her little outfit to the hospital this morning - which makes it 4 days in a row wearing it, save the few hours for church yesterday.

I saved the 10 year old for last because he will dress up as the most frightening thing ever. He will wear his church clothes - dark suit and tie with white shirt - and tell everyone he is an auditor from the IRS.

I'll be home that night. No costume. My job is to hand out candy and then use the hose to get rid of the unwanted teens that want to show up too late.

TripletDaddy · 10-20-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

The 15 year old has decided she is too cool to dress for Halloween.

The 13 year old bought a demented clown mask. Really freaky looking. He plans on wearing his gym shorts and shirt from school over a pair of long underwear to go along with the mask.

The 6 year old is going to be a witch - a good witch, not a bad witch. She's wore her little outfit to the hospital this morning - which makes it 4 days in a row wearing it, save the few hours for church yesterday.

I saved the 10 year old for last because he will dress up as the most frightening thing ever. He will wear his church clothes - dark suit and tie with white shirt - and tell everyone he is an auditor from the IRS.

I'll be home that night. No costume. My job is to hand out candy and then use the hose to get rid of the unwanted teens that want to show up too late.

IRS auditors dress more business casual, rarely wear a suit these days.

10-20-2008, 07:57 PM	#16
Surfah Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'burg, VA Posts: 3,211	I don't have a costume. Gidget has her go-to Strawberry Shortcake in the closet. Our little girl is a butterfly this year. She was a monkey last year. __________________ Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort." Charles Barkley: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

10-20-2008, 08:14 PM	#19
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	The 15 year old has decided she is too cool to dress for Halloween. The 13 year old bought a demented clown mask. Really freaky looking. He plans on wearing his gym shorts and shirt from school over a pair of long underwear to go along with the mask. The 6 year old is going to be a witch - a good witch, not a bad witch. She's wore her little outfit to the hospital this morning - which makes it 4 days in a row wearing it, save the few hours for church yesterday. I saved the 10 year old for last because he will dress up as the most frightening thing ever. He will wear his church clothes - dark suit and tie with white shirt - and tell everyone he is an auditor from the IRS. I'll be home that night. No costume. My job is to hand out candy and then use the hose to get rid of the unwanted teens that want to show up too late. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

10-20-2008, 07:10 PM	#12
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	On Halloween I'll be in Albuquerque. My costume will be a meth'd out churro who owns a bitchin' camaro. I don't know how that will be done. Any engineers care to draw up a preliminary sketch?

10-20-2008, 07:18 PM	#13
Hot Lunch Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Somewhere in Utah Posts: 434	My 3 and 1/2 year old daughter is set on being the Big Bad Wolf. My wife, my one year old daughter and I have been told by my 3 and 1/2 year old that we are the 3 little pigs. I will be a pig this year.