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Old 07-27-2007, 12:11 AM   #11
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O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area...up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.

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Old 07-27-2007, 12:13 AM   #12
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O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area...up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.

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I did not like the Christmas vacation as much.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:22 AM   #13
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:32 AM   #14
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I did not like the Christmas vacation as much.
Me neither - but I found European Vacation to be pretty funny.
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Old 07-27-2007, 04:02 AM   #15
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I did not like the Christmas vacation as much.
This was Chevy's "eulogy" for Aunt Edna at her son's house after she died while on the way to see the Grand Canyon.
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Old 07-27-2007, 04:03 AM   #16
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
You've never seen any of the Vacation films?????

And I thought Provo Mormons were sheltered.

Dang.
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Old 07-27-2007, 12:42 PM   #17
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Vicki (cousin Eddie's daughter): I French kiss.

Audrey: So? Everybody does that.

Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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I was in London last weekend and took a photo of the roundabout in front of Parliament where Clark Griswold could not get left:

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"Look kids - Big Ben. The Tower of London!"
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