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Goatnapper'96 · 10-19-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

I've been a BYU fan all my life, but when I read all the idiotic blather on CB and TBS, it seriously makes me want to root for the Utes, just to spite the moronic BYU fans. Can someone please walk me back off the ledge?

There are a few teams that don't have dorky fans, but they don't win very much. There is a correlation between winning % and dickheads in fan base. BYU's winning is bringing more and more dickheads out of the woodwork. The way to deal with it is to visit Utefans as frequently as you visit cougarboard. Cougarboard has more and the manner in which it drives sensible people away it is getting a higher percentage, but if you to Utefans there is a core group of assholeye there as well.

So if you really want a dickheadless fanbase you could root for Army. We did beat Rhode Island this year! WOOOOOOOOO!

BYU71 · 10-19-2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

There are a few teams that don't have dorky fans, but they don't win very much. There is a correlation between winning % and dickheads in fan base. BYU's winning is bringing more and more dickheads out of the woodwork. The way to deal with it is to visit Utefans as frequently as you visit cougarboard. Cougarboard has more and the manner in which it drives sensible people away it is getting a higher percentage, but if you to Utefans there is a core group of assholeye there as well.

So if you really want a dickheadless fanbase you could root for Army. We did beat Rhode Island this year! WOOOOOOOOO!

Even with the "dumming down" (my opinion) that has occured on CB, it still on a percentage basis has far fewer knotheads. "That knothead" was a term my Dad always used when I was a kid. I knew what he meant, he was calling the person an asshole.

TripletDaddy · 10-19-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

when I read all the idiotic blather on CB and TBS, it seriously makes me want to root for the Utes

One suggestion would be to stop reading those websites. That way they won't bother you. I know this concept is very alien to many here, but give it a try.

Now come in off the ledge. I just made some nice warm churros.

Jeff Lebowski · 10-19-2007, 03:22 PM

Why on earth do you continue to read the blather on CB and TBS?

BlueHair · 10-19-2007, 03:27 PM

Stay away from campus. Seeing BYU students in person might push you off the edge. Calling them dorks would be kind. They need to relax the admission standards so some normal people can go there.

jay santos · 10-19-2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueHair

Stay away from campus. Seeing BYU students in person might push you off the edge. Calling them dorks would be kind. They need to relax the admission standards so some normal people can go there.

Maybe it's me but I have started to notice an uglying of the female student body slowly over the past decade. Is this accurate?

BYU71 · 10-19-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Why on earth do you continue to read the blather on CB and TBS?

TBS has some really good stuff and interviews. They had an interview with Pittman and Brooks that I enjoyed quite a bit. I don't know what is going on, but there are actually some posters on there that challenge the lala land posters now and then.

If you have the time and I do, CB can be entertaining.

il Padrino Ute · 10-19-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

There are a few teams that don't have dorky fans, but they don't win very much. There is a correlation between winning % and dickheads in fan base. BYU's winning is bringing more and more dickheads out of the woodwork. The way to deal with it is to visit Utefans as frequently as you visit cougarboard. Cougarboard has more and the manner in which it drives sensible people away it is getting a higher percentage, but if you to Utefans there is a core group of assholeye there as well.

So if you really want a dickheadless fanbase you could root for Army. We did beat Rhode Island this year! WOOOOOOOOO!

I agree with this. Winning brings out the idiots. I have a hard time dealing with far too many of the zoots on utefans. To be honest, that board was a lot more fun when McBride was coach, as the true Ute fans were there and just had fun with what would happen, win or lose.

The % of idiots fans of both BYU and Utah are equal. BYU just has more fans so they have a larger number of idiots.

That said, anytime you want to join us on the good side, you'd be more than welcome.

SeattleUte · 10-19-2007, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Flystripper

I don't think I have ever wanted to root for the utes to spite the idiot cougar fans, but when we do lose it makes it easier to handle when I know I have their hilarious meltdonws to look forward to.

LOL. I've felt the same way about Ute fans.

Venkman · 10-20-2007, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

Maybe it's me but I have started to notice an uglying of the female student body slowly over the past decade. Is this accurate?

The hot ones now attend UVSC.

10-19-2007, 03:22 PM	#14
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Why on earth do you continue to read the blather on CB and TBS? __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-19-2007, 03:27 PM	#15
BlueHair Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 1,148	Stay away from campus. Seeing BYU students in person might push you off the edge. Calling them dorks would be kind. They need to relax the admission standards so some normal people can go there.