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Old 03-11-2008, 09:39 PM   #11
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She was swerving while "trying to find the heater controls in her new car".

That's one I haven't heard before.

I wonder what star rating Ginger has at the Emperor's Club?
A better story would have been that it was medicinal pot to treat her post traumatic stress disorder from her time stranded on a desert island with one gingham dress.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:40 PM   #12
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True story, but you left off the best part. Brigham replied "Well, you will either go to Provo or go to hell." Brother Smoot went to Provo.

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i had a t shirt that had that quote on it. i think i bought it at the byu alumni house.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:58 PM   #13
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Definitely Mary Ann. Sounds like she's a hoot.
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:07 PM   #14
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Some new evidence to help you decide:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080311/...ple_dawn_wells
I think that tips the scale to Mary Anne.

That little valley produced some good atheltes during it's day. Spencer Nead and Gary Furness are just a couple that played at the Y.
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:09 PM   #15
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I think that tips the scale to Mary Anne.

That little valley produced some good atheltes during it's day. Spencer Nead and Gary Furness are just a couple that played at the Y.
The same Gary Furness that transferred from Utah State?
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The same Gary Furness that transferred from Utah State?
Yup. He didn't do much in college but his high school team won like 70 straight games. When I was a soph at Madison we were the #1 team in the state for big schools. Well we went up to Teton and this tiny little school kicked our butt. It was like Hoosiers.
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A better story would have been that it was medicinal pot to treat her post traumatic stress disorder from her time stranded on a desert island with one gingham dress.
That would be a great reason. You should be her lawyer, even if you're not a lawyer.
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A better story would have been that it was medicinal pot to treat her post traumatic stress disorder from her time stranded on a desert island with one gingham dress.
I would add not being hit on by three single guys while stranded on that desert island.
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I would add not being hit on by three single guys while stranded on that desert island.
You sure Mr. Howell wasn't hitting on her? I mean, Lovey? *shudder*
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I would add not being hit on by three single guys while stranded on that desert island.
plus, I bet she got tired of that Ginger and her quesitonable hollywood morals always getting her way. Yet still she soldiered on, as cheerul as ever, but like a clown, crying on the inside.
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