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View Poll Results: CG Sex Symbol
Mike Waters, biggest ego and ... 4 14.29%
Seattle Ute, those graying hairs just drive women... 4 14.29%
creekster, those monkey fingers just drive women apesh.. 2 7.14%
Triplet DDD, nobody spins bubble gum stories, like he 2 7.14%
AA, does anybody look so good in a Spiderman suit 1 3.57%
RedHedGirl, our own Julia Roberts 1 3.57%
Farrah Waters reminding us of a a musical genius and fair beauty 3 10.71%
Marsupial, danimal's gem hidden away 4 14.29%
surfah33, anybody still surfing at 33 got to be cool 3 10.71%
Tex, women love a man of mystery who does not commit 4 14.29%
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:03 PM   #11
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Pelagius is fat (so-called "building phase"). I'm glad you didn't include him.
Bulking!!!!!! Thats like calling an ape a monkey.

Its worked out well ... I did make the cover of Plus Sized Fitness

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Old 07-15-2008, 08:06 PM   #12
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I felt something move when I saw myboynoah is his overalls. You better put him on the list.
If you look closely, you'll notice that I have hair on my back. Apparently that's a big turn off.
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:26 PM   #13
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I'm not 33. But I submit that I am cool. And if you'll notice, Mike dropped the 33 from my name for me. Gidget better vote for me.
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I vote for my brother:



I've tried to get him to come to CG, but he hasn't yet, so as punishment I'll post embarrassing pictures of him.

Actually (as you can see), he's not easily embarrassed, so I guess that's not much of a punishment.

This is so if he finally joins, he can search and find that I've got his back, even when he's not here!
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:46 PM   #15
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This is the most bullshit, half-assed poll this board has ever seen. My animosity toward UteStar is well known around here, but it's because he is my only worthy adversary on this board. As much as it pains me to say, the Ute of Telestial Glory should have been included. As for my exclusion, it's obvious that the pollster doesn't care much for symbolism.
The poster formerly known as YOhio, now renamed UOhio, has been excluded from all future bullshit polls due to untoward liasons with a certain poster known as UteStar, he of broad stance within public restrooms.
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:55 PM   #16
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I vote for my brother:



I've tried to get him to come to CG, but he hasn't yet, so as punishment I'll post embarrassing pictures of him.

Actually (as you can see), he's not easily embarrassed, so I guess that's not much of a punishment.

This is so if he finally joins, he can search and find that I've got his back, even when he's not here!
I still find it amazing that women have sex with us guys.
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:56 PM   #17
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I still find it amazing that women have sex with us guys.
I'm not so sure if women have sex with that particular one.
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:59 PM   #18
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I vote for my brother:



I've tried to get him to come to CG, but he hasn't yet, so as punishment I'll post embarrassing pictures of him.

Actually (as you can see), he's not easily embarrassed, so I guess that's not much of a punishment.

This is so if he finally joins, he can search and find that I've got his back, even when he's not here!
He looks a lot like your avatar. Are they one and the same?

Or is this your heterodox brother?
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The person that best represents Marsupial is Cat Deeley, the host on "So you think you can dance". Very similar personalities.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:15 PM   #20
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also, Farrah and I are the only couple on the list. Power couple. Superstars.
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