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Old 10-17-2008, 03:48 PM   #11
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OMGosh!! You, too?? I had pity on him and sent him a few laffy taffy jokes.
Shh! I keep the laffy taffy jokes for my own use.

Which reminds me....

DDD: Hey, Archaea, what will Indiana Jones be in 1000 years?
Archaea: Don't know, DDD, what?
DDD: Indiana Bones!
DDD & Archaea: LOL!
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:11 PM   #12
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Shh! I keep the laffy taffy jokes for my own use.

Which reminds me....

DDD: Hey, Archaea, what will Indiana Jones be in 1000 years?
Archaea: Don't know, DDD, what?
DDD: Indiana Bones!
DDD & Archaea: LOL!
Archaea?? No way!!

DDD: Hey, Archaea, what will Indiana Jones be in 1000 years?
Archaea: Don't know, DDD, what?
DDD: Indiana Bones!

Archaea: It is sheer speculation that Jones will be reduced to skeletal remains within the next millennium. Further, there's no evidence that Jones has any ties to the state of Indiana. And assuming that Obama the Communist is elected president in two weeks, America as we know it will reach her demise and there will be no state of Indiana in 3008. or any other state for that matter. I fail to follow your logic.
I just hope women will still be hot by then. But probably Obama will find a way to equally distribute appearance as well, and America's most precious natural resource will be reduced to average-looking mediocrity. I would just hang myself now, if it weren't for that inheritance tax. F---ing Democrats have made it too expensive to die.
Let's say that Indiana Jones loves Porsches, but determines that Porsches are exciting but short-lived. There's no guarantee that he will trade the Porsche in for a corolla at a car dealership owned by Jews.
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:20 PM   #13
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Archaea?? No way!!

DDD: Hey, Archaea, what will Indiana Jones be in 1000 years?
Archaea: Don't know, DDD, what?
DDD: Indiana Bones!

Archaea: It is sheer speculation that Jones will be reduced to skeletal remains within the next millennium. Further, there's no evidence that Jones has any ties to the state of Indiana. And assuming that Obama the Communist is elected president in two weeks, America as we know it will reach her demise and there will be no state of Indiana in 3008. or any other state for that matter. I fail to follow your logic.
I just hope women will still be hot by then. But probably Obama will find a way to equally distribute appearance as well, and America's most precious natural resource will be reduced to average-looking mediocrity. I would just hang myself now, if it weren't for that inheritance tax. F---ing Democrats have made it too expensive to die.
Let's say that Indiana Jones loves Porsches, but determines that Porsches are exciting but short-lived. There's no guarantee that he will trade the Porsche in for a corolla at a car dealership owned by Jews.
DDD: Hey, Archaea, what will Indiana Jones be in 1000 years?
Archaea: Don't know, DDD, what?
DDD: Indiana Bones!
Archaea: It is sheer speculation that Jones will be reduced to skeletal remains within the next millennium. Further, there's no evidence that Jones has any ties to the state of Indiana. And assuming that Obama the Communist is elected president in two weeks, America as we know it will reach her demise and there will be no state of Indiana in 3008. or any other state for that matter. I fail to follow your logic.
DDD: Wow, that is impressive. Too bad you are basically paraphrasing someone else's analysis and pawning it off as your own.
Archaea: ok, you caught me. Do you want to talk about sex?
DDD: no, please leave me alone. bye.
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:32 PM   #14
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DDD: Hey, Archaea, what will Indiana Jones be in 1000 years?
Archaea: Don't know, DDD, what?
DDD: Indiana Bones!
Archaea: It is sheer speculation that Jones will be reduced to skeletal remains within the next millennium. Further, there's no evidence that Jones has any ties to the state of Indiana. And assuming that Obama the Communist is elected president in two weeks, America as we know it will reach her demise and there will be no state of Indiana in 3008. or any other state for that matter. I fail to follow your logic.
DDD: Wow, that is impressive. Too bad you are basically paraphrasing someone else's analysis and pawning it off as your own.
Archaea: ok, you caught me. Do you want to talk about sex?
DDD: no.
DDD: Wow, that is impressive. Too bad you are basically paraphrasing someone else's analysis and pawning it off as your own.
Archaea: ok, you caught me. Do you want to talk about sex?
DDD: no.
Archaea: fine, then. See you at the Cheesecake Factory after the game. Your turn to buy, right?
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Old 10-17-2008, 05:54 PM   #15
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Archaea?? No way!!

BarbaraGordon obsessing about Archaea?? No way!!
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:09 PM   #16
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BarbaraGordon obsessing about Archaea?? No way!!
Like, OMG, am I that obvious?!? I'm so embarrassed.
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:22 PM   #17
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Babs, that avatar is more repulsive than anything ever seen.

Go back to Chewbacca.
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Babs, that avatar is more repulsive than anything ever seen.

Go back to Chewbacca.
sorry. popular demand. I'll make a note of your dissent, though.
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sorry. popular demand. I'll make a note of your dissent, though.

Finally, a note of my dissent that doesn't include the words "Stop calling us."

If consumer products don't want me to call, they shouldn't put their 800 number for questions or complaints on the packaging.
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sorry. popular demand. I'll make a note of your dissent, though.
Keep it. I love Hillary.
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