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04-24-2007, 07:05 AM | #13 |
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You should look into the Elks Club.
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04-24-2007, 07:42 AM | #14 |
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I attend Sac Meeting in order to do my part to increase our quarterly budget allowance from the Stake. Also, I like appearing pious in the eyes of my neighbors who see us going to and returning from church.
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04-24-2007, 04:10 PM | #16 |
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I recently had a neighbor see me leave for meetings one morning at 6:45am while he was out getting the paper. My cup overfloweth with piety that day.
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04-24-2007, 05:20 PM | #18 |
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04-25-2007, 04:20 PM | #19 |
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I've often thought the Sunday School should design and offer a class on giving good talks.
I must admit that one of the best things about LDS culture is that we seem to have no fear of public speaking. Those little kids hit the podium early. Growing up in SLC I didn't realize how unusual this is, but now when I see students, and even some teachers, struggle with public speaking I see an unintended benefit of church activity.
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