05-04-2007, 09:16 PM | #11 |
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Given the doctine that children that die before the age accountability automatically get the E ticket, and given the number of children that have died in Asia and Africa over the years, I suspect the BIC among us that make it are going to look around and go, "What the . . . ?"
Does that mean those Asian and African children were more valiant even than us BICs? What about those that died before 1978?
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Now, where was I? Oh yeah - call this particular high councilor and tell him that you were really uncomfortable with his ideas and ask why he would feel compelled to present this as doctrine. Or, do what Goatnapper would do - shoot his prize cow and have tri-tips for dinner.
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05-05-2007, 04:06 AM | #14 |
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High Councilor in our ward started going off on colored shirts. He said, "I don't know, I just think they are fruity."
It just so happened I was wearing an almost neon green shirt that day on the 2nd row. This was actually a good talk, because he was riffing in all kinds of directions. Thirty-something old guy from the Spanish-speaking ward. It was fun. The crazier the talk, the more I'm paying attention! |
05-05-2007, 02:43 PM | #15 |
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in a perfect world, you would have made eye contact at the comment, and you could have winked at him.
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05-05-2007, 07:23 PM | #16 |
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No, you would have feigned disgust, ran out of the chapel, creating a disturbance and ruining his concentration.
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05-06-2007, 03:30 AM | #17 |
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He does math with them? Or is that some sort of statistician euphemism?
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