Guys: Does seeing an attractive woman make your brain malfunction?

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by RC Vikings

We are simple machines that function in a very efficient manner. With women on the other hand I'm not sure enough blood flows either direction to reach that top level.

Insufficient blood flow sounds logical. No blood to the heart or head.

[ute4ever]

Originally Posted by YOhio

II Samuel 11 verses 2-3
2 And it came to pass in an eveningtide, that David arose from off his bed, and walked upon the roof of the king's house: and from the roof he saw a woman washing herself; and the woman was very beautiful to look upon.

3 And David's brain malfunctioned. He got Bathsheba pregnant and sent her husband to die.

I wish this site had a page of Quotables like on UFN, because this post deserves archiving.

[cougjunkie]

went golfing today at Spanish Oaks, this girl walks up out of the bushes, kind of a hippie looking chick. loose tanktop, miniskirt, she walks up and says do you have a lighter or some matches?

I responded without even thinking "what do i get if i do?"

She flashes us, and says is that enough? By the way pierced nipples are not as hot as you would think.

So i told her i didnt have a lighter and she just smiled and walked away.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

went golfing today at Spanish Oaks, this girl walks up out of the bushes, kind of a hippie looking chick. loose tanktop, miniskirt, she walks up and says do you have a lighter or some matches?

I responded without even thinking "what do i get if i do?"

She flashes us, and says is that enough? By the way pierced nipples are not as hot as you would think.

So i told her i didnt have a lighter and she just smiled and walked away.

LOL! I'm sure flashing hippies have a colony near the 7th green at Spanish Oaks. Save it for the Penthouse forum.

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

went golfing today at Spanish Oaks, this girl walks up out of the bushes, kind of a hippie looking chick. loose tanktop, miniskirt, she walks up and says do you have a lighter or some matches?

I responded without even thinking "what do i get if i do?"

She flashes us, and says is that enough? By the way pierced nipples are not as hot as you would think.

So i told her i didnt have a lighter and she just smiled and walked away.

So you get those kind of dreams after watching Happy Gilmore?

[cougjunkie]

Originally Posted by YOhio

LOL! I'm sure flashing hippies have a colony near the 7th green at Spanish Oaks. Save it for the Penthouse forum.

it was actually hole 16 the dogleg right. Next to the houses.