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SoonerCoug · 07-10-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Are you a veritable Sargeant at Hands and of Clean Hands?

My credibility is on trial, despite the fact that I have openly declared things that do not benefit my reputation.

YOhio · 07-10-2007, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

My credibility is on trial, despite the fact that I have openly declared things that do not benefit my reputation.

Whatever you do, keep the stories coming.

Indy Coug · 07-10-2007, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

My credibility is on trial, despite the fact that I have openly declared things that do not benefit my reputation.

Maybe not, but they all seem to have a very common underlying theme.

SoonerCoug · 07-10-2007, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Maybe not, but they all seem to have a very common underlying theme.

I tell all kinds of stories. It's just that this board prefers the racy ones.

YOhio · 07-10-2007, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

I tell all kinds of stories. It's just that this board prefers the racy ones.

Yes we do!

Goatnapper'96 · 07-10-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

I tell all kinds of stories. It's just that this board prefers the racy ones.

I know your pain. Trully I could be an artist, but alas I pander to the audience with my how-many-ways-to-refer-women's-breasts-without-ELJEFE-kicking me off and forcing me to agree to the rules of the board.

Nobody knows our pain Brother Sooner. Two geniuses forced to deliver smut in order to sell. Some may say we are sell-outs, but guys like us are merely products of a society gone awry. Blame yourselves, fiends!

Indy Coug · 08-09-2007, 06:22 AM

After a couple of threads from today, I thought I'd revive this topic.

SoonerCoug · 08-09-2007, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

After a couple of threads from today, I thought I'd revive this topic.

Now you're going to screw up the nice even distribution I have on that poll by getting other people to vote.

View Poll Results: How many of SoonerCoug's stories do you believe?
All of them.	8	25.81%
Most of them.	3	9.68%
About half.	8	25.81%
None. He should write fiction.	5	16.13%
Who cares? They're funny.	7	22.58%
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

08-09-2007, 06:22 AM	#17
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	After a couple of threads from today, I thought I'd revive this topic.