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myboynoah · 06-04-2008, 11:33 AM

Bags of what? Potato chips?

bigpiney · 06-04-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by myboynoah

Bags of what? Potato chips?

brown paper; 3 = 1 for her, 1 for you in case hers comes off, and 1 for your dog so he still respects you if he see what you are doing.

myboynoah · 06-04-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bigpiney

brown paper; 3 = 1 for her, 1 for you in case hers comes off, and 1 for your dog so he still respects you if he see what you are doing.

Thank you.

The things they don't teach you in Deacons Quorum.

Runner Coug · 06-04-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by myboynoah

Bags of what? Potato chips?

I thought it meant how many dime bags would it take to get me high enough to do her. I didn't answer the question because "Infinity" wasn't a choice.

MikeWaters · 06-04-2008, 06:47 PM

you guys talk big, but if you were single and somehow she showed some interest, you all would be falling over yourselves to get in line.

creekster · 06-04-2008, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

you guys talk big, but if you were single and somehow she showed some interest, you all would be falling over yourselves to get in line.

ANd the point you're making is?

For me the question is how gullible does the Hollywood dream factory think we are when they keep shoving SJP down our throats as some great beauty. She isn't a beauty. SHe is a horse face with a wart. I just don't get how it is that we are sold this image of her and we seem willing to buy it. This has nothing to do with whether I would like her in person, or if she is a good person, and so forth, it has to do with marketing and our willingness to lap it up.

Runner Coug · 06-04-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

you guys talk big, but if you were single and somehow she showed some interest, you all would be falling over yourselves to get in line.

That's true, but I would only return her affection so I could get at her pile of cash. Yes, I would be her man whore.

MikeWaters · 06-04-2008, 06:57 PM

She wasn't cute in LA Story?

creekster · 06-04-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

She wasn't cute in LA Story?

Apart from the horse face and wart, I guess so.

MikeWaters · 06-04-2008, 07:00 PM

Ok, for those of you that criticize SJP but haven't posted a pic of your own wife/girlfriend, it is time to pipe down.

View Poll Results: How many would it take
One bag	4	11.43%
Two bags	6	17.14%
Three bags	17	48.57%
None - I like that witchy look	8	22.86%
Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

06-04-2008, 11:33 AM	#21
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	Bags of what? Potato chips? __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

06-04-2008, 06:47 PM	#25
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	you guys talk big, but if you were single and somehow she showed some interest, you all would be falling over yourselves to get in line.

06-04-2008, 06:57 PM	#28
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	She wasn't cute in LA Story?

06-04-2008, 07:00 PM	#30
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Ok, for those of you that criticize SJP but haven't posted a pic of your own wife/girlfriend, it is time to pipe down.