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If your wife is into hot Jewish men, you may want to tip her off to Matisyahu. That guy is the baddest orthodox rapper I have ever heard.
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Have you ever seen the movie "The Fly"?
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For the sake of brevity, here's my understanding of my wife's criteria: Quirky Intellectual Jewish Tall Clean-Shaven Has to have worn chaps and a cowboy hat in at least one movie starring Peter Weller as a surgeon/rock star. Beyond that she's pretty open.
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Does she realize that Mormons are the new Jews?
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She's east coast, so no.
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Who wouldnt do Cameron Diaz? She is so hot.........
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What about Wolf Blitzer sans beard?
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Any one strike will disqualify you from the list. As I see it Wolf's got two and possibly three:
Definite strikes: Not tall, not quirky Possible strikes: Unknown whether he has worn chaps/hat in Peter Weller surgeon/rock star film Keep in mind, PLEASE keep in mind, that these are my interpretations of her "rules." Honestly I'm not that good of a listener so there's a good chance she might have been in the middle of a drunken anti-Jeff Goldblum tirade when I sorta heard this stuff.
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Keep an eye out for Larry David now that he's single. She'd be all over that.
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