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BigFatMeanie · 03-07-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

Recently my stake president told the priesthood in the church young and old explicity that they are to wear white shirts and not colored shirts to church. I know this has been a CB/CG topic in the past but I've ignored it. But I got a chuckle hearing my stake prez weigh in.

Do you live in Utah? Is it just me or does it seem like worrying over the whole white shirt thing is more prevalent outside of Utah?

Surfah · 03-07-2007, 10:56 PM

For the strength of youth: How far is too far defined

Answers to Gospel Questions: No man has landed on the moon

Joshua Messiah, a Hebraic approach to a Helluva Biography

Sleeping in EQ · 03-07-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by surfah33

For the strength of youth: How far is too far defined

Answers to Gospel Questions: No man has landed on the moon

Joshua Messiah, a Hebraic approach to a Helluva Biography

These are great.

Indy Coug · 03-07-2007, 11:12 PM

The 25 Most Pathetic Reasons For Leaving the Church

jay santos · 03-07-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

Do you live in Utah? Is it just me or does it seem like worrying over the whole white shirt thing is more prevalent outside of Utah?

Utah County

mpfunk · 03-08-2007, 12:18 AM

I haven't read this thread, but when I saw the title I immediately thought of the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch.

I'll take famous titties for $200 Alex.

So I couldn't help, but laugh thinking about "General Conference Talk Titties"

Archaea · 03-08-2007, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

This is a recurrent theme of yours.

Lot and His Daughters and Other Old Testament Stories that Make Your Stomach Turn
For the Young Women:
You're hottest when you dress modest
For the Relief Society:
Quit your bitching: Supporting your husband in his Priesthood calling

Seen to much of it, so until the Church addresses that issue, it will forever be so. Or maybe I'll just ignore it and beat another dead horse, such lack of personal frugality.

Detroitdad · 03-08-2007, 03:19 AM

This Talk is Intended to Make Women Frigid

How to Get Magical Free Eats: Notes on Paying tithing when you don't have enough money to feed your family

Avoiding the trap of Selfishness in Childbearing: Letting the Government Pay For Children While You Are in School

So what if she just watches soap operas all day: Ruminations on having a mother in the home

Archaea · 03-08-2007, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Detroitdad

This Talk is Intended to Make Women Frigid

How could one do something already done? Okay, horse now burned up.

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Originally Posted by Detroitdad

How to Get Magical Free Eats: Notes on Paying tithing when you don't have enough money to feed your family

Avoiding the trap of Selfishness in Childbearing: Letting the Government Pay For Children While You Are in School

So what if she just watches soap operas all day: Ruminations on having a mother in the home

No, a talk to get attention:

"How to Sin and Still Make it to Heaven."

All-American · 03-08-2007, 04:03 AM

"The Least Degree of Allowance: How much you can get away with."

"The Doctrine of Indulgences and its Place in the Restoration."

"All Power to the Quorums: Communism and the Law of Consecration."

"The Danites Revealed: Why Aaron Shaff Had Best Watch His Back."

03-07-2007, 10:56 PM	#22
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03-07-2007, 11:12 PM	#24
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03-08-2007, 12:18 AM	#26
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	I haven't read this thread, but when I saw the title I immediately thought of the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch. I'll take famous titties for $200 Alex. So I couldn't help, but laugh thinking about "General Conference Talk Titties"

03-08-2007, 03:19 AM	#28
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	This Talk is Intended to Make Women Frigid How to Get Magical Free Eats: Notes on Paying tithing when you don't have enough money to feed your family Avoiding the trap of Selfishness in Childbearing: Letting the Government Pay For Children While You Are in School So what if she just watches soap operas all day: Ruminations on having a mother in the home