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Old 01-09-2008, 04:32 AM   #21
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PAC? Senioritis?
2 years ago PAC, Senioritis, GN and I played in the same group at the CB golf tourny. The following year they didn't invite me to be in their group again. That should tell you something.
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2 years ago PAC, Senioritis, GN and I played in the same group at the CB golf tourny. The following year they didn't invite me to be in their group again. That should tell you something.
because pushing you around in your wheelchair was bad enough, but your insufferable "it's a handcart" jokes were the straw that broke the sheep's back.
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2 years ago PAC, Senioritis, GN and I played in the same group at the CB golf tourny. The following year they didn't invite me to be in their group again. That should tell you something.
I've experienced that in '04, though I replaced PAC in the group after his cycling accident and ColoUte was the 4th.

It was one of the most fun rounds of golf I've ever played.
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Old 01-09-2008, 04:37 AM   #25
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because pushing you around in your wheelchair was bad enough, but your insufferable "it's a handcart" jokes were the straw that broke the sheep's back.

That was good. You should stick to humor. You fail miserably when you try to discuss something serious.
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2 years ago PAC, Senioritis, GN and I played in the same group at the CB golf tourny. The following year they didn't invite me to be in their group again. That should tell you something.
They didn't like the old man smell.
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They didn't like the old man smell.
That would have been good, but Mike beat you to the gratuitous (sp) old man shot.
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They didn't like the old man smell.
They didn't like the sound of "diaper-crinkle" as BYU71 waddled around the green. It's the sound of death, folks.
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Oooh. That's cold, man.
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Oh, GN has a serious man-crush on Joe Glenn, no doubt. For reasons that are quite mysterious.

He'll have to explain himself. I certainly can't explain it.
I think it's because Joe Glenn goes around wearing a Kozlowski mask.
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