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il Padrino Ute · 06-08-2006, 12:59 AM

I'm surprised nobody has yet started singing "Moon River".

"Ever serve time, Doc?"

Zulu451 · 06-08-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Robin

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

I can now accept myself again, safe in the knowlege that there WAS a medical reason for spreading my cheeks...

I'm still going to claim that I was molested when I am hanging out with my lesbian feminist friends, because that is worth a LOT of social cachet.

In the hood, it is called "STREET CRED"...

Zulu451 · 06-08-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

That was very funny and very inappropriate.

Obviously you have never had a colonoscopy performed... yet...

Low lights, video camera at the end of a loooooonnnggg scope, a little relaxing music, mind altering drugs....

06-08-2006, 12:59 AM	#21
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