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Old 12-14-2006, 03:33 PM   #21
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Who says you have it inside the Celestial Kingdom?
Of course there's sex in the CK. How do you think Mary became pregnant with Jesus? Hint: There was no stork involved.
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:34 PM   #22
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Even if the there's sex in the celestial kingdom, I'm guessing most of the people there won't be doing it very well. I'm sure all the afterlife sex manuals will be written by people in the telestial kingdom.
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:44 PM   #23
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I love that flick.
My favorite part was when they showed the primary singing Popcorn Popping, but slowed down the speed and distorted the volume. As a result, their hands (initially representing blooming little buds on the trees) were reaching out to grab you and pull you into their snares, and their voices were a slow and wretched, with a bass tone like Darth Vader.

Poooopppppp-cooooorrrrrnnnnnnn pooooopppppppiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggg oooonnnnnn thhhhhheeeeee aaaaaapppppprriiiiicooooooott trrrreeeeeeeeee
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Old 12-14-2006, 04:05 PM   #24
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Better be careful. You might become a Mormon by osmosis.
Or worse, a Cougar fan. ha!

No. I have had several LDS friends over the years. (My maiden initials were LDS, which I always thought was kind of weird.)

Someday if I get really brave I'll start posting theological questions in the religion forum...However, I can't imagine my theological questions would involve heavenly copulation...


For the curious, I was raised Baptist and now attend a Methodist church.
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Old 12-14-2006, 04:26 PM   #25
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Or worse, a Cougar fan. ha!

No. I have had several LDS friends over the years. (My maiden initials were LDS, which I always thought was kind of weird.)

Someday if I get really brave I'll start posting theological questions in the religion forum...However, I can't imagine my theological questions would involve heavenly copulation...


For the curious, I was raised Baptist and now attend a Methodist church.
Ya gotta admit, if we are right it does sound rather appealing. Perhaps even worth 10% of one's income and wiping snotnoses in the nursery.

Some day you too will love Bown Bicha Bown Bown U, and perhaps beam on up non-sequitar for a little how to training.......
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Old 12-14-2006, 05:46 PM   #26
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Everything I know about Mormons I learned from Southpark.
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Old 12-14-2006, 06:49 PM   #27
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When will this idiotic thread die? (No I haven't read it.)
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Old 12-14-2006, 07:00 PM   #28
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When will this idiotic thread die? (No I haven't read it.)
maybe what you want to know is whether there will be carpet munching in the telestial kingdom?

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Old 12-14-2006, 07:21 PM   #29
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maybe what you want to know is whether there will be carpet munching in the telestial kingdom?
If CatBlue starts a thread about that on CB, I will donate to the soldier fund.
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Old 12-14-2006, 07:53 PM   #30
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Of course there's sex in the CK. How do you think Mary became pregnant with Jesus? Hint: There was no stork involved.
She was in the Celestial Kingdom?
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