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One of our best friends is a girl from Louisiana and she plural-izes it with y'alls.
And yes, I agree with the making him correct one time and then letting it slide. I was at the table and my buddy said it once, got the negative head shake, did it again and he thought it got it and he started to stand up only to see the negative head shake leading him to softly mutter (though picked up lightly by the microphone) 'you have got to be freakin' kidding me.' Another time and probably my favorite was another buddy at the table, kneels down and starts giving the prayer. After a line or two, it was straying way off. Still using church words, but it was obviously all over the place. All of a sudden, I feel him tug at my leg, I look down and he has the mic, but no sheet with the words on it. He is doing this from memory and it was brutal. I bend down, grab my scripture, open them up and give them to him and he gives the prayer as he should. Still laugh about it because his memory was so bad on what the prayer should be, it was truly comical.
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I attended a baptism where the little girl was terrified of water. Her father tried at least 10 times. We tried everything, kneeling down, standing up, sitting down. Finally her father suprised her after the 10th prayer and tried to dunk her without warning. She kicked and screamed and did not go under. The spirit was long gone and everyone wanted the meeting to be over. I suggested to the Bishop that we should call her baptized and he agreed. She was never submersed but we counted her baptized. I believe that the lord will sort that sort of thing out. If not... ...at least we have baptisms for the dead.
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04-01-2008, 06:40 PM | #36 |
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The sacrament bandit struck again last Sunday. He got it right on the sixth try. I was sweating by the time he finally got it right.
I'm wondering if he has dyslexia. I admire him for going up there and trying even after all the times he has had to repeat it. |
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We were reading Moroni as a family and we talked about the prayers. My daughters were under the impression that the YM memorized the prayers. I bet if the YW did the prayers, they would be memorized with very few faults. That's why men have the priesthood; we need it.
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Please don't try to turn out YM into YW.
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The sacrament bandit has tried to memorize the prayer. I don't know if he is still trying to memorize it however.
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