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Old 11-04-2008, 02:35 PM   #1
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I honestly think Jesus would would vote No on Prop 8 (and when I refer to Jesus, I am of course referring to the Jesus of the New Testament -- not the Mormon Jesus). In your world, if Jesus came back he'd be a gun-toting, corporate-loving, neo-con hack, wearing a Brooks Brothers suit and driving an Escalade. You should look into Christianity. I think you'd like it.
I think you're confusing Jesus with Sean Hannity.
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:56 AM   #2
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not sure that would be enough. He would need an in-state address to register to vote.

Also, if he drove up now, it is too late to register to vote for this Tuesday.

There are other indicia of state nexus.....utility bills, drivers license, phone book.......in your hypo, does jesus appear in a california phone book anywhere? Is his number listed? If so, then he would likely be eligible to vote for Prop 8.
Plus, he would have to find a way to avoid ICE, as exie would almost certainly alert them that an illegal alien was attempting to vote in an election.

My guess: he would draw a ballot in the sand with his feet, letting it blow away with the wind.
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Old 11-03-2008, 04:01 AM   #3
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Hmm... if the Savior was on the Earth I think he would have much more important things to do.
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:28 AM   #4
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He would say I love all of my children except for queers and lesbos.
Can't bring yourself to tell us how he would vote? You see, it's either yea or nay on Prop 8.

Last time I checked it wasn't an essay question. So in your opinion how would he vote? Against President Monson's counsel or for President Monson's counsel?

Yea or nay?
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:24 AM   #5
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Since you are such a "window to his love", why don't you just spare us the suspense and tell us?
He would vote yea or nay? Tell me what YOU think he would do. I personally agree with Grapevine's post.
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