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NorCal Cat · 12-14-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

She was in the Celestial Kingdom?

Do you know where she was exactly when she conceived HF's son? The point is if HF could "father" a physical child, why wouldn't the same thing be possible in the CK?

RockyBalboa · 12-14-2006, 10:51 PM

You guys are weird.

NorCal Cat · 12-14-2006, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

You guys are weird.

Yeah, wanting to know if one will have the ability to have sex in the after life is real weird. I'd say the weirdos are the ones that don't care.

Surfah · 12-14-2006, 11:12 PM

I may have shared this before but on my mission I encountered an interesting man of wealth whose family owned Zion Communications. He belonged to a church that held such beliefs as pre-destination. Very smart and well-read and been through the LDS standard works. He brought up Celestial sex one day and I said, "Cool huh?"

He thought it was blasphemy of course and thought the very idea was absurd and outrageous. So I asked what he would rather do in heaven. And he replied that he could think of nothing he'd rather do than adore and praise God as an angel. So I told him, "Excellent! You can be mine."

il Padrino Ute · 12-15-2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Yeah, wanting to know if one will have the ability to have sex in the after life is real weird. I'd say the weirdos are the ones that don't care.

I wouldn't say that. I'd say that if one is wondering about sex in the afterlife, one probably has sex a bit too high on his priority list.

I've never even thought about this. In fact, I never would have even thought of thinking about this until you brought it up.

Indy Coug · 12-15-2006, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Yeah, wanting to know if one will have the ability to have sex in the after life is real weird. I'd say the weirdos are the ones that don't care.

I have no idea whether or not sexual intercourse will be part of the ongoings in the CK or not. It's entirely possible it will. It's also entirely possible that a resurrected being simply doesn't have that same drive.

Maybe it changes into something like that swimming pool scene from Cocoon.

BigFatMeanie · 12-15-2006, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Do you know where she was exactly when she conceived HF's son? The point is if HF could "father" a physical child, why wouldn't the same thing be possible in the CK?

Your underlying assumption is that HF fathered the child in the same way you father a child. That assumption may very well be faulty. The Book of Mormon teaches that she conceived by the power of the Holy Ghost (Alma 7:10). I think the leap from "conceiving by the power of the Holy Ghost" to "fathering a child in the same manner as you or I" is a mighty big one.

I'm not saying that it is faulty, I'm just saying it may be faulty and that no one knows for sure. So, if Jesus was conceived by the power of the Holy Ghost, which may be entirely different from the manner in which you and I were conceived, how can you be so sure that the manner in which you have "eternal increase" in the Celestial kingdom is the same manner as how you conceive children now?

BlueHair · 12-15-2006, 05:31 AM

of Mary or Joseph. What's that you say? There aren't any? Personally, I think Mary boned some dude, but didn't want to get stoned to death so she made it all up. Seriously though, the whole thing sounds very fishy to me. The story was written way after it supposedly happened by people who weren't there when the conception took place. That leaves more than a little room for embellishment.

As for sex in the CK - I'll let you guys know when I get there.

RockyBalboa · 12-15-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by NorCal Cat

Yeah, wanting to know if one will have the ability to have sex in the after life is real weird. I'd say the weirdos are the ones that don't care.

I can honestly say I've never spent any energy worrying about sex in the afterlife.

Yes, you are bizarre as hell.

NorCal Cat · 12-18-2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

I can honestly say I've never spent any energy worrying about sex in the afterlife.

Yes, you are bizarre as hell.

Who said anything about "worrying" about it? I said care about it. If you don't care about it, you're either not getting any, or not doing it right.

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12-15-2006, 05:31 AM	#38
BlueHair Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 1,148	I'm think we should refer to the writings of Mary or Joseph. What's that you say? There aren't any? Personally, I think Mary boned some dude, but didn't want to get stoned to death so she made it all up. Seriously though, the whole thing sounds very fishy to me. The story was written way after it supposedly happened by people who weren't there when the conception took place. That leaves more than a little room for embellishment. As for sex in the CK - I'll let you guys know when I get there.