03-20-2008, 08:15 PM | #31 |
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03-20-2008, 08:27 PM | #32 |
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I forgot to add that I also play the lottery. After I win, I'll tell people that I'm an investor and financial analyst.
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03-20-2008, 09:31 PM | #33 |
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I am in the waste management business and if you know what's best for you, you'll leave it at that.
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03-20-2008, 09:55 PM | #34 |
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You're not referring to your prior employment as a mortician, right?
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
03-20-2008, 09:58 PM | #35 |
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Kind of, at least until I was promoted and Lebowski took my job. Now I'm the guy that turns the volume back down.
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03-20-2008, 10:12 PM | #36 |
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Idaho + potatoes = Produce Broker
I should have studied harder in college.
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03-20-2008, 10:41 PM | #37 |
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03-20-2008, 11:08 PM | #38 |
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Well, let's just say that having access to a retort and cremation authorization forms are a great motivation to convince my "clients" to work with me.
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03-21-2008, 01:58 AM | #39 |
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One can never defend against me, only hope to contain.
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03-21-2008, 02:04 AM | #40 |
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I help people rape and pillage for a fee, protecting my lot from people like creekster and utahdan.
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