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07-06-2007, 02:53 AM | #33 |
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He is a pussy but i dont think he is that big of a pussy. Maybe some Bartle and James Kiwi Strawberry
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07-06-2007, 03:45 AM | #34 |
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I think Apple Pucker.
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07-06-2007, 04:08 AM | #35 |
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I don't sense he's that gay. Did you state he came from Brokeback?
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07-06-2007, 05:10 AM | #36 |
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Welcome landpoke. I go by GarthUte on the ute baord.
Glad to see you here.
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07-06-2007, 06:25 AM | #37 |
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Look I know you are celebrating the arrival of landpoke, but you need to realize what you have got in this man. Yes, I agree he is a great American hero for the way that he rapes the land. However, there are a few things that you need to know. First, he will deny it to his core but I think he is a sure he is a closet NoDak supporter. The hippie marrying has already been discussed, but remember this guy freaks with hippies and sheep. In short he is a sick demented individual. He may rape the land, but he once failed to run off an environmentalist campaigning at his door and has frequently attended hippie weddings. Sometimes I think he is lying that he rapes the land for a living. Also ever since he gave up the chewing tobacco he has been very irritable. He knows far too much of the baby eating rituals in the temple for his own good, I had to threaten him with my horns on more than one occassion.
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07-06-2007, 02:04 PM | #39 |
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Let me echo that hello.. I go by Ann Arbor Ute on Utefans.... now get Mullet Ute to post over here
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No, I don't work in a mine. Miners are dirty, troll like folk who are best shunned. Jim Beam will work in a pinch, as will Coors in a can. Though my favorite is Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. It's needlessly expensive and bit too flashy, but being in the oil business I have to keep up appearances. Which is why I light my cigars with hundred dollar bills. NoDaks are a vile and base people who even Canadians look down upon. Most miners are NoDaks. I did miss a chance to berate a long haired hippie enviro (who wasn't my wife) that came knocking on my door looking for money for her America hating agenda. I blame my slow wits as I came up with the perfect screed only after she got a block or so away. I felt it wouldn't have had the same power if I'd yelled at her to come back so I could let her have it. It's a shame I'll have to live with for the rest of my days. Hi Garth. I'm not goatnapper or robin finderson and I apologize for using "cheers." I've spent to much time around wannabe brits and sometimes it just slips out. Powder river. |
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