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View Poll Results: Bikini, cool or immodest
Cool, unless she's two ton Bertha 36 75.00%
Cool, every gal should own four or five 5 10.42%
Uncool, immodest from the bowels of hell 6 12.50%
Evil, shows you what living in Vegas can do to you 1 2.08%
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:29 AM   #31
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Also, hairy backs work well on apes and mammoths, not humans.
Hmmm. I had you pegged for a hairy back. I'm wondering if this paradoxically confirms my conjecture.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:34 AM   #32
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Hmmm. I had you pegged for a hairy back. I'm wondering if this paradoxically confirms my conjecture.
I doubt you will ever know whether I have a hairy back.

Until you come up with better material, your view will continue to be frontal only.

Now go and get me a glass of pruno before lights out.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:34 AM   #33
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A friend of mine has a very attractive wife, he is also a bishop. Whenever they go to Lake Powell his wife and her +2's rock a bikini. She is very fit but is bursting at the seams in the chest department. He told me once that he was embarrassed, I told him to be proud.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:36 AM   #34
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A note to pregnant women.......there are maybe 3 or 4 people on the planet who think your 3-trimester bellybutton is hot....and 2 or 3 of them are in jail for sex crimes. That being said, a pregnant woman is cool when she shows up at the beach and has the pregnancy glow. Doesn't mean that it is hot, but is IS cool.
I think it's hot. And I'm not currently in jail for a sex crime.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:37 AM   #35
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I think it's hot. And I'm not currently in jail for a sex crime.
You were the 4th person, but I didn't want to name you out of respect for your privacy.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:54 AM   #36
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Amen. I don't like to see guys shirtless. It grosses me out.



WHat about your ballet dancer?
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:15 AM   #37
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WHat about your ballet dancer?
Ballet dancers and marble statues okay.
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:18 AM   #38
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How many women in your ward would you want to see in a bikini? We've got one.
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:33 AM   #39
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How many women in your ward would you want to see in a bikini? We've got one.
None in my ward that I can think of.
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First, did you change your name?
Yes, surfah33 is now Surfah, I dunno why he did it, I guess he was self-conscious about the 33? He changed his avatar too, look at it, I think he is going through a mid-life crisis.
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