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Old 06-12-2007, 10:58 PM   #31
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I would like to point out that one of my hijkacks, in which I take great prisde and which was nominated as one of the best ever done here, took a thread of questionable subject matter and turned it to something of less objectionabel taste. (cartoon cans to guitar threads). Now that you mention it, however, that thread was started by a woman.
It was that thread where I knew Danimal had done good. Well that and learning his wife runs around in non For The Strength of Youth approved shorts.........

That said, I am your bitch sir, when it comes to hijacking.
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Old 06-12-2007, 10:59 PM   #32
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It was that thread where I knew Danimal had done good. Well that and learning his wife runs around in non For The Strength of Youth approved shorts.........

That said, I am your bitch sir, when it comes to hijacking.
Funk, goat just admitted his gayness claiming to be a b...
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:03 PM   #33
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Funk, goat just admitted his gayness claiming to be a b...
Did I not admit I was a Lesbian years ago before El Jefe decided to save me from myself?
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Old 06-13-2007, 01:41 AM   #34
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BG, when the Davinci Code movie was released the church released the following statement:


Here is the ksl article: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=266159

See the following for an example of a 19th century statement suggesting that Jesus was married (and polygamous): Orson Hyde, Journal of Discourses, 4 (1857), pg 259.
I'm pretty sure Bruce McConkie believed in it as well ... at least to hear his son talk about it ...

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Mormons talk about how necessary it is to be married...wouldn't Jesus had to have been married to fulfill the highest calling? I have always assumed that He was married. Much evidence to that, no not really. But, it just made sense to me.
... and this was one of the chief reasons why he believed it.

This very fact alone should make the idea radioactive around here.
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Old 06-13-2007, 03:08 AM   #35
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I'm pretty sure Bruce McConkie believed in it as well ... at least to hear his son talk about it ...
BRM believed it? Then I sure don't!


(I just don't want to disappoint Tex in his stereotyping of CG heretics)
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Old 06-13-2007, 03:10 AM   #36
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BRM believed it? Then I sure don't!


(I just don't want to disappoint Tex in his stereotyping of CG heretics)
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:25 AM   #37
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In our caste system you probably worse off for being a Ute than a chick.
I'll bite....so to you I am down in the count no balls and two strikes? Happy now?

I would be glad to answer your Army softball question, but I played on the Utah WOMENS Softball Team and am not aware of any "chix" team in any sport. Perhaps you have me confused with one of your farm "friends"?
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:37 AM   #38
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I'll bite....so to you I am down in the count no balls and two strikes? Happy now?

I would be glad to answer your Army softball question, but I played on the Utah WOMENS Softball Team and am not aware of any "chix" team in any sport. Perhaps you have me confused with one of your farm "friends"?
Utah softball is tantamount to lesbo softball.
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:39 AM   #39
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Archaea!! Mind your manners!
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Old 06-13-2007, 04:46 AM   #40
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You know that Goat has no problem with that!
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