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For you toilet academics out there, let me ask you.....why do you read? Or better said, does it take you a long time to go to the bathroom?
Barring some violent illness, I am usually in and out in less than 2 minutes. Sit down, go, sit up, leave stall. Why the reading? Do some of you find it harder to go to the bathroom? Maybe i am lucky in that sense. I never understood how someone had the time to read or found it enjoyable in there.
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You could probably create your own Fortress of Solitutde inside a dumpster behind your office building. Nobody would bother you. Doesnt make it an ideal spot.
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Not a bad idea . . .
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Sitting in a dumpster or sitting on a bench?
Who is more crazy...the guy who thinks public bathrooms are gross or the guy who is partial to relaxing in malodorous environs?
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I don't think you're crazy, btw, that was just a joke.
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