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Old 03-11-2008, 09:30 PM   #41
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Am I the only one who feels like singing Tammy Wynette?
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:40 PM   #42
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Holy moly. There must be some kind of how-to guide somewhere.

Does the fact that the stripes in the ties are slanting opposite directions signify anything? Or maybe the guide failed to cover that detail?
Stripes ascending from left to right indicate a Republican; from right to left a Democrat.

I'm pretty sure that's in the rules handbook that politicians get when they decide to run.
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Am I the only one who feels like singing Tammy Wynette?
Apparently so.
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what's up with bitter beer face?



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Good call, Mike.

Perhaps he's trying his Bill Clinton impersonation, but doesn't realize he's supposed to bite his lip.
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I think it's absoluetely disgusting that these jokers parade their wives out there like this. Why would any woman subject herself to such humiliation?
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I think it's absoluetely disgusting that these jokers parade their wives out there like this. Why would any woman subject herself to such humiliation?
Agree. His wife should have said, "You're on your own."
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:38 PM   #48
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I think it's absoluetely disgusting that these jokers parade their wives out there like this. Why would any woman subject herself to such humiliation?
Didn't you see the size of ring Kobe Bryant's wife got?
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I think it's absoluetely disgusting that these jokers parade their wives out there like this.
Inexcusable.

"Honey, I know you're a little, um, miffed right now, but could you make sure to wear the powder blue suit and the pearls...my advisers say it'll help you look more, you know, Jackie."
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I think it's absoluetely disgusting that these jokers parade their wives out there like this. Why would any woman subject herself to such humiliation?
Perhaps their respective wives feel entitled to the Oval Office some time down the road as well.
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