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Old 03-09-2007, 03:41 AM   #41
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if you ever find a woman like him, marry her.
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:00 AM   #42
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An update on Lock Your Heart:

Bethsheba: If you don't look once you're not a man, if you look twice you're not an Elder

Who needs a year's supply? Taking advantage of the Law of Consecration
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Surely they won't mind: How to use your fellow members for unsolicited business contacts.

Last one in is a sucker: The divine principles underlying MLMs.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Honor Code

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Old 03-09-2007, 02:57 PM   #44
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The top five functions that usually do not serve refreshments, and how to change that

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How to pout and complain on both sides of the fence: what to do when the home teachers intrude, and what to do when they don't care about you
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Whose Husband is the Biggest Schmuck? Just ask your Visiting Teacher.
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"She is my sister"- following Abraham's example of lying to save your wife
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Sex in the City: understanding 19th century Nauvoo
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Sex in the City: understanding 19th century Nauvoo
Depends on what you definition of "is" is - How Joseph Smith lied to the church about polygamy so he wouldn't be stoned by his followers
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How to directly or indirectly disavow virtually all Mormon doctrine and still get a temple recommend.
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An Actuarial View of who is and who isn't disavowing core doctrines.
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