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Old 10-21-2008, 11:11 PM   #61
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- Help! My factory has reached capacity!
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:18 PM   #62
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FHE = MNF
Called to serve, biotch!
Just 3 hours a week is all we ask.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:23 PM   #63
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Hilarious!
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:27 PM   #64
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The higher your calling, the bigger your ass, Y?
Manmade boobs, a sign of righteousness?
Levi Lovin, don't knock it til you try it.
Marriage made in Vegas, baby!
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:29 PM   #65
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:30 PM   #66
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Thanks for confirming what I always wondered.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:34 PM   #67
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1. I'm With Less Active --->
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:40 PM   #68
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Go hie yourself to Kolob
Mormons do it in minivans
My dad is more spiritual than your dad
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Get your own damn cheerios
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:41 PM   #69
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Go hie yourself to Kolob
Mormons do it in minivans
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None of these are funny. Sorry.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:41 PM   #70
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None of these are funny. Sorry.
Like you would know.
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